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March 19, 2013
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johndarnielle: maura: fallingandlaughing: Speaking of Jewel-Osco and the Substances of my life: they are apparently running a hilariously depressing deal: get 3$ off when you buy a bottle of vodka and a frozen pizza. I like to think of this as the Divorced Father in the Apartments on the Edge of Town special. Wow.  please be on the lookout for my new organic drone project, we’re called PIZZA/VDKA SAVINGS

johndarnielle:

maura:

fallingandlaughing:

Speaking of Jewel-Osco and the Substances of my life: they are apparently running a hilariously depressing deal: get 3$ off when you buy a bottle of vodka and a frozen pizza. I like to think of this as the Divorced Father in the Apartments on the Edge of Town special.

Wow. 

please be on the lookout for my new organic drone project, we’re called PIZZA/VDKA SAVINGS

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March 19, 2013
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soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

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March 19, 2013

Sitting in the hotel. Boot camp tomorrow. Getting nervous.

Tags: navy bootcamp

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March 18, 2013
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When you lose touch with someone you actually liked spending time with

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March 18, 2013
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vomitarium:

i want my tombstone to say ‘finally’

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March 18, 2013
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March 18, 2013
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March 18, 2013
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the-ace-of-babes: THANK YOU CRYSTAL (won’t lemme tag)

the-ace-of-babes:

THANK YOU CRYSTAL (won’t lemme tag)

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March 18, 2013
Oh. Okay. Must be me.

Oh. Okay. Must be me.

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March 18, 2013
My brother is such an asshole. He had a lot of fun in theater class today. My dad and brother are some tricky jerks. I’m going to throw up now.

My brother is such an asshole. He had a lot of fun in theater class today. My dad and brother are some tricky jerks. I’m going to throw up now.